there.. you have it…
in less than 5 hours… your gas tariff will go up by 0.47 cents per unit….
Effective: in less than 5 hours
when were we informed? NOW!
CCB…
current rate is $0.1523 … so it will ery soon be $0.157… increase by 3%.
and guess what? CNA dares to say that you shall not expect to pay more than $0.50 more per month.
Well, add in the amount mentioned this year when electricity increased…. you are paying much much much much more…. do your maths.. and multiply it with 400,000 households….
I have noticed that people using lifts has a peculiar behaviour…. They press BOTH the “up” AND “down” button when they are calling for the lift.
WHY THE HELL IS THAT FOR?!
you stay on the 8th floor, you wanna go downstairs, press the DOWN BUTTON, not up! If I press the button on the 14th floor after you press both the buttons at the 8th floor, the lift will have to open for you at the 8th floor, close the door, and go up to the 14th floor. After I enter, Lift will stop at the 8th floor again, opening for no one, and then proceed to the ground floor…
FUCK… you are wasting your time, AND mine!
每次射精的精液量：1～2茶匙。
average amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 tea spoon
男人一生平均射精次数：7200次。
average ejaculation per man in his life time: 7200 times
男人一生平均自慰射精次数：2000次。
average masturbations per man in his life time: 2000 times
男人一生平均射精份量：（53公升）。
average amount of semen produced per man in his life time: 53L
平均射精速度：时速（45公里）VS公车平均速度：时速（40.2公里）。
average speed of ejaculation: 54km/h vs average speed of a public bus: 40.2km/h
每茶匙精液的卡路里含量：7 VS 每罐可乐卡路里含量：150。
calaries per teaspoon of semen: 7 vs per can of Coke: 150
未勃起阴茎平均长度：8.9公分（3.5寸）VS勃起后阴茎平均长度：13公分（5.1寸）。
average un-erect penis length: 8.9cm(3.5 inch) vs average erect length: 13cm (5.1 inch)
人类史上最短阴茎：1.6公分（5/8寸） VS 人类史上最长阴茎：28公分（11寸）。
shortest penis in history: 1.6cm (5/8 inch) vs longest penis in history: 28cm (11 inches)
男人性欲最强的时候/季节：早晨/秋季。
time/season where sex drive is highest: morning/autumn
增进性能力最佳方法：戒烟，运动，减肥。
best way to increase sexaul performance: quit smoking, exercise, diet
增进性能力最佳食物：全麦，麦芽。
best food to increase sexual performance: wheat, malt
美国坦承有自慰习惯的男性比例：60％
percentage of men in USA who honestly declares that he masturbates: 60%
坦承每天自慰至少一次的男性比例：54％
percentage of men in USA who honestly declares that he masturbates at least once per day: 54%
坦承自慰后有罪恶感的男性比例：41％
percentage of men in USA who honestly declares that he feels guilty after he masturbates: 41%
射精后再次勃起所需时间：2分钟到2周不等。
time needed to obtain erection again after ejaculation: 2mins to 2 weeks
男人每日平均勃起次数：11次。
average erections per man per day: 11
男人每日夜间平均勃起次数：9次。
average erections per man per night: 9
精子游泳到卵子所需时间：2.5秒 VS 一般人跑完马拉松所需时间：约4小时。
time needed to sperm to reach embryo: 2.5 sec vs average time needed to finish a marathon: 4 hours
精子的寿命：2.5个月（从生成到射精）。
average life span of a sperm: 2.5 months (From formation to ejaculation)
美国男性每年保险套花费：100美元。
average yearly expenditure per man in USA on condoms: US100
一般保险套厚度：0.07公厘。
average thickness of condom: 0.07mm
超薄保险套厚度：0.05公厘 VS 保鲜膜厚度：0.0127公厘。
super slim condom thickness: 0.05 vs thickness or “wrap-it” wraps: 0.0127mm
保险套比保鲜膜厚度：约6倍。
condom thickness vs “wrap-it” wraps thickness: 6 times
男人精液的味道与他的饮食有关：碱性食物（鱼类、肉类）会产生乳酪般的酸臭或鱼腥味，乳制品会产生臭味。据说吃过芦笋之后的精液味道最臭，酸性食物与酒精（加工烈酒除外）会产生愉悦的甜味。例如：柳橙，芒果，奇异果，柠檬，葡萄柚，莱姆，喝Corona啤酒加莱姆效果加倍。
taste of semen is directly affected by the food consumed: alkaline food (fish, meat) will produce fermented or “fishy” smell. Dairy products will produce a foul smell. Semen taste the worst after eating bamboo shoot. acidic food and alcohol (except hard liquor) will produce slightly sweet taste. e.g. orange, mango, kiwi fruit, lemon, grape fruit, Corona.
刺激血液流向阴茎的气味：熏衣草，甘草，巧克力，甜甜圈，番瓜派。
smell that stimulates blood to flow to the penis: lavender, gycyrrhizae, chocolat, donuts, pumpkin pie
洗澡时阴茎会缩小。
penis shrinks when a man is bathing.
Lion takes a bite at religion
04 November 2004
TAIPEI: A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.
“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few metres away.
“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.
One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilliser guns.
Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt. . . or worse.
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man, is this what Christianity has become?
