Whirlpools

Ξ April 28th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

GO FLUSH YOUR TOILETS*! AND LOOK HARD!

Did you know that the direction of the whirlpool is different between the northern and the southern hemisphere?

well… you learnt something new today!

*edited:
noted that most toilets just sucks water away instead of creating a whirlpool. So… go save a whole basin of water in the washing basin and let it go to create one….

 

to the following people

Ξ April 27th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

1. those using the stairs
2. those on the escalators
3. those walking along the tunnel between Outram Park MRT and NEL

if you are going to be slow, and not in a hurry…


KEEP TO YOUR FUCKING LEFT!

 

Birthday

Ξ April 26th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

was just reading someone’s blog which mentioned that she was asked to handle “bad debts”.

And this brings my memory to one of the collectors who was working for my dad previously.

Collector calls Debtor

Collector: Mr X ah? You still have $xxx outstanding leh

Debtor: I have no money lah

Collector: Its ok… anyway, you need me to bring a birthday cake over to your office?

Debtor: Cake? for what?

Collector: oh.. today is the 1 year anniversary for the debt liao mah….

 

this is funny!

Ξ April 26th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

read this in one of the topics in “sextips”

My boyfriend and I have been together for more than a year. Technically, we are both virgins (we did everything like hand job, blow job, and fingering except penetration). I noticed that whenever he fingered me while we lay on the bed, he tended to pause for a few seconds every once in a while throughout the whole fingering. I used to think that he probably just lost the touch of my clitoris, but every time after he paused, out of habit, he went lower to fetch more liquid off my virgina before coming back to the clitoris, and I wasn’t even that dry. So, yesterday, out of curiosity, I asked him why he paused, he told me he was dozing off and had short dreams during these short pauses.

wahahahahahahaha

 

English language

Ξ April 26th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

The command of the English language by our youngsters in recent years are getting from bad to worst.

Reading through Singaporean forums can sometimes make me vomit blood.

I am not saying that my English is very good, but at least I try to use the correct words and I try to pronounce them correctly.

“But still have to monitor how starhub network can crop with the increase in d/l /u/l , wait cannot take it network down…. “

what the fuck??? cannot crop?? what talk you? you mean “cope”?? and can you punctuate properly??

“i think they will play with their prcing lor…and possible increase upload speed but no matter what MOL 2000 for mi is enough and upload increase to 256k …mai hiam lah..”

I guess you trying to say “and POSSIBLY increase THE upload speed”??
Mi?? Mi?? Can you spell properly? don’t say its a typo…. e and i are miles apart on the keyboard!

these are just 2 examples I pulled out from a single thread….

And then, there are those who pronounce words wrongly… even in the News!

they pronounce 下载 (downloading) as (sounds like) 下在… wah laoz… in the NEWS!!!
so can I say “我驾我的车(pronounce 居),到银行(pronounce 形)提钱。”??

They are bad in English, and they refuse to learn Madarin… and many of them can’t even draw like the cavemen for nuts…. how how how??

 

ASSHOLES

Ξ April 22nd, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

some people are just plain assholes…

Cisco_837_SoHo
redeemed37

Apr 19, 2005, 6:06am PST
Hi to one and all,

I have a small office network with 4 workstations Win_2000 and 1 Server
NT4_SERVER. They access the Internet through a Cisco 837 A.D.S.L Router
that sits on the network.1 static IP>>>>>83.71.*.*

The thing is i need to access my office P.C. from my home P.C. using
remote software ie “V.N.C” or “P.C.Anywhere”, My home computer uses XP
pro, and i have internet access through an Netopia 3317 A.D.S.L.
modem/router on dynamic IP.

How would i go about making such a connection from home.

The Cisco router pretty much has a default setup except for The one Wan
IP and a Lan gateway IP i put on>>>>172.10.*.* and
user/password, everything else is pretty much as it was as i configured
it through the cwrs.

Thanks for any comments and ideas.

Markx.

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hangyong75
Apr 19, 2005, 10:13am PST
you can use NAT/PAT.

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redeemed37
Apr 20, 2005, 1:37am PST
Not sure how to go about that as i dont know much about NAT and never heard of PAT ;)

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hangyong75
Apr 20, 2005, 5:21am PST
Then its a good idea you start reading up.

http://www.cisco.com/en/US/tech/tk648/tk361/technologies_tech_note09186a0080094831.shtml#examples

read on NAT overloading, which is PAT.

and read up on how to configure your 837
http://www.cisco.com/en/US/products/hw/routers/ps380/tsd_products_support_series_home.html

Basically your PC Anywhere or VNC controlled PC will be known as a
“server”, and if you have read the documentation in CRWS when you are
configuring NAT, you would have known what to do.

don’t be lazy. enough of spoon feeding.

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redeemed37
Apr 20, 2005, 7:14am PST
Look, thanks for your comments and the links.

However I reject your preconceptions about spoon feeding etc. I don’t
want to become a Cisco specialist. I am a business man, but I also
understand it’s not rocket science either… which is why i set it up
myself in the first place. I don’t want to reinvent the wheel here, I
simply thought that maybe another member may have a sample of a config
file, that maybe someone had already done this, and yes that I wouldn’t
have to read a book to complete what’s possibly a 3min task, which I
will probably never need to do again for goodness sake

I could answer all questions in this forum by posting links to manuals
and books, and throwing around phrases like NAT which alone is at least
a couple of volumes of reading.

Bottom line for you friend” if you don’t know how it works just say so and then post a link to a manual!!

I have seen lots of examples on the forum of posted configs what they are and what they should be given an individuals scenario.

It’s all I was looking for……………

PS: and heres a quote from yourself posted only a few days ago..

http://forums.cisco.com/eforum/servlet/NetProf?page=netprof&CommCmd=MB%3Fcmd%3Dpass_through%26location%3Doutline%40%5E1%40.1dd7f0a7

“Any help is appreciated. “And sorry for the need of you spoon feeding
me”, but I seriously would like to learn and the information I see on
the web is overwehlming”….

lol; In Ireland we would say>>>>You have some Neck<<<<

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hangyong75
Apr 20, 2005, 4:24pm PST
yup, it definately is true that I was requesting for help, but I have
already tried things out many many times, and in the end, its just one
single line in my config that is causing the problem. Whereas you
simply do not want to read up on what is happening.

I am no CISCO expert as well, all the config you see in my other posts
are done with the help of CRWS. And that is by reading the comments in
when I click on some links within the CRWS (with the exception of DMZ
and QoS), and its a job that is less than 10 mins!

And for your kind problem with the 837, I already have told you what to do in my previous post. Read carefully.

In my home town, we would simply say: >>pu bor<<

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redeemed37
Apr 21, 2005, 2:33am PST
“QUOTE”

“yup, it definately is true that I was requesting for help”

Look hang,

NO! YOU WERE REQUESTING TO BE “SPOON FED” BECAUSE YOU COULDNT
UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WERE READING. and that was only the day before i
posted.

So to post me in the way you did was an insult, in a word, YOU MY
FRIEND HAVE BEEN WEIGHED ON THE SCALES AND FOUND WANTING. And i belive
that any Cisco specialist reading your posts to me would be affronted,
that you would take upon yourself to instruct me in the way you did.
You are way out of your leauge……..

With due respect, I have read the manual. If I could have worked it out
by reading a few more pages do you think I would have spent my time
joining this forum and requesting help? BTW I tried many different
configuration changes including the changes other members gave you and
that was before I posted, which means I done more reading than you
before posting!! You assume too much!!

Bottom line here, you haven’t even sorted it for yourself. So to post
me a message like this. “You can use NAT/PAT.” is an insult to yourself
as its obvious you don’t know what you’re talking about and should
never have posted to my request in the first place. Leave it for folks
who know!!

Can someone with the proper understanding please advise.

Many Thanks.

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hangyong75
Apr 21, 2005, 9:11am PST
well, at least I am bothered to give more information and even the
configuration that I have done for people to troubleshoot and test
things out as much as possible.

And with me requesting to spoon feed, its to troubleshoot my config,
not asking people to give me a working onfig without any work in the
first place.

And if you seriously have read and tried, I do not see why you have no
idea what is PAT… and you should mention what are that things you
have done in the first place, or you give others the impression that
you have not done anything, telling you what to do, and then you saying
that it did not work previously, wasting people’s time.

FYI, changes others gave me is for VPN, nothing to do with NAT or help you out at all. You are looking at the wrong places.

if you ever want help, give more information, else simple answer is all you are going to get as well.

My try to help you by telling you that you need to NAT overload and
that the PC you are going to try to control will be known as the
server. And that is more than enough for configuring NAT in CRWS, which
is a standard feature in 837.

If that does not help you and you have tried that before hand, let people know, else, you will get the same reply.

If I do not know what am I doing, you think I can come out with the
type of configuration you see in the other post that you mentioned?
Maybe you should not even be using a CISCO in the first place, or pay
someone else to do the technical support, since you do not have the
time to learn.

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redeemed37New Message!
Apr 21, 2005, 9:39am PST
look mate i wont even dignify those excuses with an answer. Suffice to say “You were caught out big time with that first post to me. Now stop embrassing yourself,get an attitude adjustment and move on!!

Good luck….

———————————————-
F.A.O. Real Cisco engineers, i will post my current config and the default config as it was. I know i am just a hairs breath from getting this running.

Thanks.

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hangyong75
Apr 21, 2005, 9:46am PST
look too, those are absolutely not excuses as those are facts which others can see from reading through my posts in this thread.

By what you are doing now, following my advice on posting more information, its more like you know the faults but unwilling to say so…

Looking at the way you post in other sections on the same issue and no one bothers to help, its says as much….

and seriously, good luck… I will not bother on this thread anymore.

For your info, you can find the solution to your problem in my configuration I posted in the other thread that you mentioned. But I will not bothered to tell you where since you have a real attitude problem.

Friend, this is a professional forum for Networking people…. if you cannot be bothered to read, go fuck yourself….

All I asked in my other post was to ask for help in troubleshooting,
not asking people to spoonfeed me with the configuration, like you
are…. GO FUCK YOURSELF, you fucking arrogant Irish bastard!

 

Seriously…. you have a New Pope

Ξ April 20th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

and he is not that far from my prediction isn’t he???

Pope Benedict XVI, fka Joseph Ratzinger, from Germany

popebenedict Seriously.... you have a New Pope uncategorized

 

The next Pope

Ξ April 19th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

MEANT AS A JOKE! NO OFFENCE TO RELIGIOUS GROUPS!


pope The next Pope uncategorized

 

A visit from an old friend

Ξ April 16th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

A long time friend of mine, all the way back to my university days in Paris, came visiting me.

He had a conference here in Singapore, and we met up once again, after 10 years!

Dr Martin Handtmann… damn…. he already got his PhD….

to see some of my pictures in my uni days – click here

see if you can find Martin in those pictures… *hint: in the BBQ ones

this is us… now…

martin A visit from an old friend uncategorized
At Tiong Bahru Hawker Center with my family

martin1 A visit from an old friend uncategorized
At my place, with my son

 

Telephone numbers…

Ξ April 5th, 2005 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

I just called my wife, asking her to call CitiBank to enquire on some transactions made on her card…. and I gave her Pizza Hut’s delivery number…. HAHAHA

(eh… similar number when you simply read out lah…. 2255225, and 2353535)

 

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