Morning in Geylang

Ξ January 31st, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

Had nothing to do in the morning yesterday and brought my wife to Geylang for breakfast. Hardly anything was open due to the Lunar New Year.

Did some shots of the spiral stairs though…

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more at http://www.filmgrain.com/travel/Singapore/Geylang/index.html

 

do not… I REPEAT…. DO NOT do this…

Ξ January 26th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

got this from Tadpole

those who thinks this is too long a read… trust me… you wun regret reading it…

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Don’t Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can’t-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. “Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don’t I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!” I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. “How many Indians could there be?” said by General Custer. “Looks like a good day for a drive!” by JFK. “There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!” by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: “It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks.”

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair – ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn’t enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn’t just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DON’T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

 

Perth

Ξ January 26th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

I have an urge to go Perth…. I miss Perth…

well.. I miss my Uni in Paris as well…. argh…

I wanna travel…

 

OUCH!

Ξ January 26th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

So I was walking back to office after lunch with a group of colleagues. We were not occupying the whole walk way, but there are quite alot of people.

This couple, was so engrossed in talking, the lady bang right into me, and gave out a loud “OUCH!”

I said Sorry, although its not my fault, but I immediately regretted it.

She gave me that fuck face and was staring at me. Not giving a shit, I just walked away.

Every one of my colleague saw what happened, and they all agreed that its not my fault.

Now I wish she her to have banged into me so hard that she re bounce off me onto the floor…

goodness gracious, what is happening to this world? Or rather, Singaporeans….

 

Carl’s Jr

Ξ January 26th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

Wife had an Interview at Shenton Way last night, and I went over to meet her.

So finally, I had my chance to try Carl’s Jr in Singapore.

My menu:
Famous Star with Cheese Combo (upsize and change to Chillie Cheese Fries)
Charbroiled Chicken Club Combo

Total: 19+

Now, my wife is a person who dun really enjoy western food, but she actually quite like the beef in her Famous Star. “Better than Mac or even BK!”

And for my Chicken club, wow, the bacon is crispy and smells/tastes really good. Better than a Chicken Broiler for sure.

The presentation of the burgers are good, and eating them is really messy, as stated in the advertisements. We got sauce every where.

Now, one thing I have to say is the Chillie Cheese fries. Its not that bad tasting, I would say, but even the the western food stall at Jurong West St 81 does it better. And on top of that, it seems that among the chillie sauce (which taste like Rendang from BK, only much less spicy), there seems to be minced beef in it (can anyone confirm?).

I was not informed, well, neither did I ask actually, so not really their fault. So those on a diet sans beef… do ask.

And the price… gosh… 50% more than BK! But we hardly scrimp on food for both of us anyway, and I have ate more expensive burgers.

rating:
taste: 4/5
price: 3/5

they have 2 outlets, one at Robinson Towers and one at Marina Square.

 

Eyezmaze

Ξ January 25th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

Now, this is addictive…

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click on any icons and certain actions will be carried out.
try to make it look like the above picture, and to get Maximum level for all 10 items.

http://www.eyezmaze.com/grow/cube/index.html

man-water-trees-bucket-tube-fire-plate-bone-spring-ball

 

disgruntledsporean

Ξ January 24th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

This is one of the best reads in Singapore politics by young Singaporeans…

http://disgruntledsporean.blogspot.com/2006/01/my-analysis-of-4-time-bombs.html

I am cutting and pasting it into my own blog just in case the original is removed somehow…

Monday, January 23, 2006


My Analysis of the “4 time bombs”.

Govt warns of ‘time bombs’ in Workers’ Party manifesto

It may claim ideas are like PAP’s but WP has four ‘dangerous and wrong’ proposals, says Ng Eng Hen
By Lydia Lim and Zakir Hussain

THE Government yesterday accused the Worker’s Party of planting ‘time bombs’ that would destroy key pillars of Singapore’s stability and success.

Manpower Minister Ng Eng Hen last night identified as ‘dangerous and wrong’ four proposals by the opposition party: to scrap grassroots organisations, ethnic integration policies and the elected presidency, and to raise subsidies.

Responding to the Workers’ Party (WP) manifesto launched last weekend, he noted that the WP and the PAP were ‘moving closer’ in some respects. He reminded Singaporeans, however, about fundamental differences separating the two parties.

‘On these four fundamental issues, PAP and WP are obviously taking different approaches,’ said Dr Ng, who is the organising secretary (special duties) of the ruling People’s Action Party (PAP).

‘The four time bombs within WP’s manifesto will weaken and tear Singapore apart,’ he cautioned.

‘This cohesive society that we have carefully nurtured and kept together for 40 years will be fractured. Racial harmony will be destroyed. Whether or not WP intends for this to happen, this will be the tragic result if they implement these ideas.’

The remarks signalled the PAP’s move into a higher gear for the upcoming General Election, and that it wants to draw a clear distinction between the parties – even as Dr Ng acknowledged that some of the WP’s proposals ‘on economic policy, society, education, defence, sports and recreation and environment sound very much like what PAP MPs have asked for, only slightly different’.

He threw this challenge to WP chief Low Thia Khiang: Reconsider the party’s manifesto, or campaign on these four key issues at the General Election, expected to be held in the next few months.

Dr Ng’s point-by-point rebuttal of WP proposals was interspersed with comments that drew appreciative laughter from his 300-strong audience of Toa Payoh East residents and grassroots leaders at a Chinese New Year reunion dinner.

On the WP’s call to abolish residents’ committees and citizens’ consultative committees, he observed: ‘They say you are the ‘eyes and ears of the Government’.’

By casting grassroots groups in such a light, the WP was belittling their efforts to build bonds between the races, contain the Sars and dengue outbreaks and others, he added.

He also scoffed at its proposal to replace grassroots groups with a social-cohesion public holiday to build community ties, saying it was ‘dangerous and foolish’ to think the various communities would come together naturally.

Turning to the WP’s call to do away with the ethnic quotas for public housing, he warned that without them, Chinese, Malay and Indian Singaporeans would end up living in different estates and there would be little mixing between the races – a point also made at a separate event by Health Minister Khaw Boon Wan yesterday. Said Dr Ng: ‘When things go wrong, we will become strangers and even more suspicious of each other.’

He also criticised the WP’s call to replace group representation constituencies (GRCs) with proportional representation, under which political parties would be allocated seats in Parliament according to the percentage of votes they won.

This would result in parties being formed along racial and religious lines to incite communalism or religious bigotry to win votes. The GRCs ensured parties campaigned not on race or religion but on policies for the country’s long-term good, he said.

They were how Singapore had ‘averted disaster’. The WP’s proposal would bring Singapore back to the 1960s, he warned.

He also challenged the WP to explain why it wanted to remove the elected presidency, an institution that helped check the Government from corruption and squandering the nation’s financial reserves.

Finally, Dr Ng turned his attention on WP’s calls for higher subsidies for the elderly, unemployed and single mothers, and in services from education to health care, public transport and housing.

He said the WP was dishing out ‘empty promises’. ‘Anyone can promise but WP should tell us all, how will WP pay for this expensive shopping trip?’ he asked.

If these higher subsidies were financed through higher tax rates, then businesses would not invest in Singapore and this would reduce the number of jobs.

He pointed out that the PAP government was also helping the needy but in ways it could afford.

To applause, Dr Ng ended by assuring grassroots groups that the PAP would not allow anyone to abolish them and pledged to uphold policies to ensure Singaporeans continued to live as one cohesive society.

Actually hor I din get to read WP’s manifesto yet la, but judging from what Dr Ng have said my sense is that some of “time bombs” are massively exaggerated la… While the others are valid in some ways but still are somewhat exaggerated. Let me start from the “time bombs which I feel are massively exaggerated.

1)
WP: Abolish the Elected Presidency and make the presidency ceremonial. The power of Parliament as the people’s representatives should be unfettered, and this abolition should be done alongside changes to the electoral system.

Dr Ng: The Elected President is a check against a corrupt Government and protects reserves from being squandered. Singaporeans voted for the PAP after the elected presidency was openly debated in the 1988 General Election.

Me: Well… Is the S’pore suffering from massive corruption from 1965 to 1993? Does S’pore have an elected president during that period? I believe both of the answer will be No… So what is the problem?

By the way how many times did we Singaporeans vote for our president huh? Only once leh… S’poreans last voted for the late Mr Ong Teng Chong as our president in 1993. That, incidentally, is also the 1st and last time we voted for our president, at least until maybe after President Nathan’s term expire…

It is worth noting that Mr Ong Ong Teng Chong NEVER got to know exactly how much reserves does Singapore actually have. In fact Mr Ong Teng Chong had to write to the govt. in 1996, after three years into his presidency, to ask for the amount of reserves that S’pore possess. Amazingly, the Finance Minister replied that it would take “56 man-years” to provide to produce a dollar-and-cents value of the immovable assets!

When Mr Ong decided to compromise and ask only for the list of all the properties that the government owns, it took “less than two months” [That was according to the Finance Minister, Ong says it was "a few months"] for them to produce the list and even then Mr Ong said that the list was incomplete. Mr Ong even had experiences of only coming to know of things that he was responsible for after reading the newspapers!

It is also interesting to note that the issue of the Singapore reserves is no longer mentioned after Mr Nathan became our president.

Under these circumstances, I inclined to believe that the ability for the president to act as a check against a corrupted govt. and guard our reserves is really at best very limited.

Hence abolishing the Elected Presidency, to me, is really no big deal… Except that I might lose an extra public holiday every 6 years. But then again judging from the way the Elected Presidency is going, I don’t think I am going see any holiday anyway…

If anyone wants to know more about the “56 man-years” affair you can go here for further info.

2)
WP: Give more subsidies to the elderly and unemployed for education, public transport, health care and housing. Infrastructure and support for vulnerable groups need to be improved.

Dr Ng: It is the Government’s duty to help the less fortunate, but only out of Budget surpluses, which is where the recently announced workfare bonus for low-income workers will come from. Calling for more subsidies is always popular – but ‘how will WP pay for this expensive shopping trip?’

Me: Actually hor, there are many ways to get the money lah. For example how about reducing and/or eliminated all subsidies for non-Singapore citizens without any next of kin who are Singaporean citizens? I am sure that most will agree that the welfare of Singaporean CITIZENS rather than foreigners should be number one priority for any Singapore govt.

Or maybe we can add the revenues generated from all govt. land sales into the budget. From what I know this money is not being included in the budget and it goes straight into the reserves. In most countries, money from the govt. land sales is part of the budget.

Perhaps more portion of the money earn from investments from past reserves can be used. I believe that the current ratio is 50:50 with 50% of the money being included in the budget while the other 50% are transferred straight back into the reserves to be reinvested. Perhaps the new ratio can be 70:30, with 70% being included into the budget.

Why not reduce the amount of $ spent on new roads, MRT and LRT lines? Personally I feel that some of these projects are not really needed, so why not reduce expenditure on this area and spend it on other areas leh?

In any case with the projected huge increase in revenues coming from the IRs, maybe there isn’t any need to do any of the above at all.

Now I will go on to the “time bombs” which are valid in some ways but are still somewhat exaggerated.

3)
WP: Remove ethnic quota for HDB flats as society has attained a level of multi-racial integration. End the GRC system and consider proportional representation to ensure maximum participation by voters and contestants and to ‘reflect party votes at the national level’.

Dr Ng: Ethnic quotas foster multi-racial public housing estates. The GRC system ensures all races are adequately represented in Parliament whereas proportional representation will see parties form along communal lines.

Me: There are 2 issues here I will start from ethnic quota for HDB flats. I do not know the exact distribution of ethnic quotas but I believe is somewhere along lines of Singapore racial makeup, which accord to Singstats is 75.56% Chinese, 13.64% Malays, 8.7% Indians, 2.1% others.

While I disagree that ethnic quota should be abolish, I feel it should loosen substantially. Personally I think so long every block of flat have at least 50% of the households being Chinese, 5% Malays and 2.5% Indians, it should be fine. The rest of the 42.5% can be left to the market.

As for the claim that by adopting proportional representation we will see parties forming along communal lines and thus destroying racial harmony is really a gross exaggeration. This is because the problem can be solved by amending the constitution or enacting a law to make all political parties to have, say, at least 25% of their MPs from the ethnic minorities.

4)
WP: Abolish all Residents’ Committees and Citizens Consultative Committees. They act as ‘eyes and ears of the Government’, prevent community leadership developing naturally and impede community living.

Dr Ng: These grassroots organizations are necessary to bring racial and religious communities together, keep them together and play a role in crises.

Me: I guess this is the only point I agree with Dr Ng. My stand is that the RCs and CCCs should not be abolished. Dr Ng is right that these organizations have important roles to plays. But hey another public holiday won’t hurt lol…

However WP is right too. RCs and CCCs are indeed the ‘eyes and ears of the Government’. In fact, the day that the grassroots organizations can no longer function as ‘eyes and ears of the Government’ by listening to feedbacks and reflecting it to the govt is the day they should abolished, as their existence no longer serve any purposes.

However I think changes are needed on the way these organizations are being run. My view is that only Elected MPs and no one else should be one who should in charge of these grassroots organization. The reason is simply because only the elected MPs have the mandate from the residents to represent them in the parliament (hey parliament is also part of the govt ok, govt is not just the cabinet!).

However as far as I know this is currently not the case. (Please see this artice by Trasy for further insights on how RCs and CCCs work.) Hence I believe this situation should and must be corrected.

Phew… I have finally finished my half-baked analysis, pls feel free to leave comments if u have any!

 

Plane landing

Ξ January 24th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

So who wants to take this airline??

click here to see…

 

CD Pro 2

Ξ January 24th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

ok, this is way way way way old…. but I have finally got every single episode of it…

download the zip file here (56+MB)

 

Jay Chow

Ξ January 24th, 2006 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

Does anyone of you know what the hell this fella is singing 90% of the time??

well, now, we finally know…

*note, read the Chinese Characters (lyrics) and listen to the song at the same time.

click here to watch the MTV if you are above 18

to download it, click here (8+MB)

 

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